Marge bakes a batch of delicious cookies. Bart attempts to steal them, but burns his fingers trying to pick them up. Everyone except Bart and Maggie leave the kitchen to let them cool down, and Bart takes this opportunity to swipe them, muttering to himself "Aha! The perfect crime!" Homer and Marge come back to find the tray empty. Marge suspects Maggie of eating the cookies, but as a witness she knows exactly who took them and guides them along a trail of cookies running across the floor. His family catch him lying on his back in his bedroom amidst a pile of cookie crumbs. Looking up at them with his stomach full, he groans, "There is no perfect crime." His head bangs back down on the ground and Maggie, secretively, snacks on an uneaten cookie.
- Released: Jan 01, 1970
- Runtime: 00:22:14 minutes
- Genre: Family, Animation, Comedy
- Stars: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer
- Network: FOX
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Se-0 Ep-1. Good Night 1987-04-19
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Se-0 Ep-2. Watching TV 1987-05-03
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Se-0 Ep-3. Jumping Bart 1987-05-10
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Se-0 Ep-4. Babysitting Maggie 1987-05-31
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Se-0 Ep-5. The Pacifier 1987-06-21
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Se-0 Ep-6. Burping Contest 1987-06-28
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Se-0 Ep-7. Dinner Time 1987-07-12
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Se-0 Ep-8. Making Faces 1987-09-22
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Se-0 Ep-9. The Funeral 1987-10-04
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Se-0 Ep-10. Maggie's Brain 1987-10-11
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Se-0 Ep-11. Football 1987-10-18
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Se-0 Ep-12. House of Cards 1987-10-25
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Se-0 Ep-13. Bart and Homer's Dinner 1987-11-01
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Se-0 Ep-14. Space Patrol 1987-11-08
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Se-0 Ep-15. Bart's Haircut 1987-11-15
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Se-0 Ep-16. World War III 1987-11-22
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Se-0 Ep-17. The Perfect Crime 1987-12-13
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Se-0 Ep-18. Scary Stories 1987-12-20
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Se-0 Ep-19. Grampa and the Kids 1988-01-10
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Se-0 Ep-20. Gone Fishin' (Sort of) 1988-01-24
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Se-0 Ep-21. Skateboarding 1988-02-07
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Se-0 Ep-22. The Pagans 1988-02-14
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Se-0 Ep-23. Closeted 1988-02-21
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Se-0 Ep-24. The Aquarium 1988-02-28
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Se-0 Ep-25. Family Portrait 1988-03-06
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Se-0 Ep-26. Bart's Hiccups 1988-03-13
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Se-0 Ep-27. The Money Jar 1988-03-20
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Se-0 Ep-28. The Art Museum 1988-05-01
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Se-0 Ep-29. Zoo Story 1988-05-08
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Se-0 Ep-30. Shut Up, Simpsons 1988-11-06
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Se-0 Ep-31. Shell Game 1988-11-13
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Se-0 Ep-32. The Bart Simpson Show 1988-11-20
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Se-0 Ep-33. Punching Bag 1988-11-27
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Se-0 Ep-34. Simpsons Christmas 1988-12-18
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Se-0 Ep-35. The Krusty the Clown Show 1989-01-15
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Se-0 Ep-36. Bart the Hero 1989-01-29
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Se-0 Ep-37. Bart's Little Fantasy 1989-02-05
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Se-0 Ep-38. Scary Movie 1989-02-12
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Se-0 Ep-39. Home Hypnotism 1989-02-19
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Se-0 Ep-40. Shoplifting 1989-02-26
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Se-0 Ep-41. Echo Canyon 1989-03-12
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Se-0 Ep-42. Bathtime 1989-03-19
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Se-0 Ep-43. Bart's Nightmare 1989-03-26
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Se-0 Ep-44. Bart of the Jungle 1989-04-16
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Se-0 Ep-45. Family Therapy 1989-04-23
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Se-0 Ep-46. Maggie in Peril (1) 1989-04-30
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Se-0 Ep-48. TV Simpsons 1989-05-14
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Se-0 Ep-50. Springfield's Most Wanted 1995-09-17
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Se-0 Ep-51. The Simpsons' Christmas Message 2008-12-25
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Se-0 Ep-52. A Culture Show Special 2007-07-25
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Se-0 Ep-54. Access All Areas 2010-01-11
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Se-0 Ep-55. Mischief And Mayhem 2010-01-12
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Se-0 Ep-56. Celebrity Friends 2010-01-13
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Se-0 Ep-57. Trumptastic Voyage 2015-07-07
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Se-0 Ep-58. The Debateful Eight 2016-02-20
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Se-0 Ep-59. 3 a.m. 2016-07-30
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Se-0 Ep-62. Mueller Meets Trump 2017-12-14
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Se-0 Ep-63. A Tale of Two Trumps 2018-03-23
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Se-0 Ep-64. West Wing Story 2019-08-20
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Se-0 Ep-65. Homer Votes 2012 2012-09-20
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Se-0 Ep-66. Mr. Burns Endorses Romney 2012-11-01
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Se-0 Ep-67. Fiscal Cliff 2012-12-04
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Se-0 Ep-68. Maggie Sucks 2013-01-28
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Se-0 Ep-69. Oscar-Nominated 2013-01-31
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Se-0 Ep-70. Ice Bucket Challenge 2014-08-26
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Se-0 Ep-74. Pokémon Now? 2016-07-16
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Se-0 Ep-76. Homer Votes 2016 2016-10-14
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Se-0 Ep-77. Happy Daytona Day! 2017-02-09
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Se-0 Ep-78. Moe Live Tweets! 2017-07-03
